Showaltered 

In reference to Joshua Showalter, to rip someone off or fuck them over in a screwed up manner

“This fool sold me watered down ciroc”
“Ha you just got Showaltered”

Showaltered by TRYBAL October 30, 2018

Michael Showalter 

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.

Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.

Michael Showalter by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Shwastered 

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

swaltered 

Absolutely roasted. It's that warm the shweat is running up the chicks of your arse

It's so warm, I'm swaltered!

swaltered by Share a coke with feck off July 21, 2014

showalter 

the feeling you get when you wake up the next morning after drinking and realize you slept with that guy from the bar..who was so much cuter when you were drunk

"omg i woke up this morning and looked next to me and i just felt so showalter!!! i cant believe what i did...thats the last time i drink tequila."

showalter by miss diana kay~showalter June 20, 2008

Showalter Middle School 

The school comes with free reduced lunches and STDs. I’m unoriginal @danal it’s up to you to finish

Showalter middle School

Showalter Middle School by Raffish July 1, 2019

Matt Showalter 

An extremely good looking guy, with more charisma than he knows what to do with. A Matt Showalter has a luscious head of hair, and he makes the koala look sexy.

Did you see that guy? He was a total Matt Showalter. What a babe.

Matt Showalter by lexamexa December 30, 2013