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THE VERY BIG STUPID is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D Department.

THE VERY BIG STUPID was first discussed in Frank Zappa's autobiography. It breeds quickly and has spread wherever knee-jerk political extremists and religious fundamentalists are found. It also feeds on pop culture.

(It also feeds on modern pop culture).
Step away from the television, or THE VERY BIG STUPID will get you!

America has already been eaten by THE VERY BIG STUPID. We're living in THE VERY BIG DUMP IT TOOK AFTERWARDS.
by BBQ Platypus November 1, 2006
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(noun) One who knits or wears penisocks. A very real word that is safe to use in Scrabble. A favorite word of Michael Showalter.

See also penisoccer, the act of playing soccer/football with one's penis.
The penisocksor slipped a penisock onto his penis.
by BBQ Platypus November 19, 2007
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(adverb) Used to refer to an activity undertaken immediately before taking a shit. According to comedian Michael Showalter, this is a good word to use when playing online Scrabble.
Bob shat. Preshat he was watching TV.
by BBQ Platypus November 19, 2007
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adj. Fantastically crunchy. A marketing term used only for the best of all high-calorie snacks.
My God, THIS is what passes for crunchtastic these days?
by BBQ Platypus November 2, 2006
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Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.
Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
by BBQ Platypus November 19, 2007
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