A man standing against a wall with four holes in front of you, situated at your head, arms and genitals. Then proceed to poke your head, arms and genitalia through said holes. Then wank and scream out obscenities to the streets while mad dogging everyone with your eyes.
I was walking down the street the other day and heard a commotion, looked up and a guy was shmirging right at me. I should've been embarrassed but I enjoyed the show, I'm glad my dad was there.
by Fairiesoferry January 22, 2022
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