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A man standing against a wall with four holes in front of you, situated at your head, arms and genitals. Then proceed to poke your head, arms and genitalia through said holes. Then wank and scream out obscenities to the streets while mad dogging everyone with your eyes.
I was walking down the street the other day and heard a commotion, looked up and a guy was shmirging right at me. I should've been embarrassed but I enjoyed the show, I'm glad my dad was there.
shmirg by Fairiesoferry January 22, 2022
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shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.
n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.
shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009
Related Words
shmirg • shmerg • shmiggle • Shmig • shming • shmingle • shmigma • shmorgus • shmigga • Shminget
pronounced shming ee or SHminG-E like one would pronounce 'sing-E' with a SHM instead of just s

An extraordinarily odd person. A person differing from the 'norm' but it's intention is not politically incorrect, for example, someone of a race outside of your own, a different sex from your own etc, cannot be a 'shmingy'. Where as someone who hikes their pants up to their arm pits, wears no socks and has the brightest of pink shoes on, can be considered a 'shmingy' Everyone knows a shmingy. Not to be used in a derogatory way, ie; a 'shmingy' cannot refer to someone odd for reasons of a disability, mental or otherwise. It's to be used in the context of 'weirdo' or 'strange' person.
"check out shmingy over there in the plaid bicycle shorts and black knee high socks" or "what a shmingy"
shmingy by Shawndhi August 31, 2008
A really good friend.
You might call your homies your niggas, but a shmigga is a dude who you can always count on to be there for you.
Ey yo is Jeremy your boyfriend or something, I always see you with him all the time

Nah bro Jeremy is just my shmigga
Shmigga by RedBonnet November 12, 2019
The most fierce minecraft warrior.... legend has it when you see shmigee you are as good as dead
he uses his diggy shmigee fart chopator and devastates his opponents
Inapplicable: i just died to shmigee
Shmigee by squidmans November 14, 2018

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!
*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”
shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020
An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.
"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"
Shminged by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010
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