Shminget

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Shminget is a cute adorable child😍
He is sooo cute that you can just pick him up and squeeze his organs out. He has the cutest smile and eyes, you’ll want to kiss him :3

Mom: I love my kid shminget

Moms friend: I wish I had a song named shimget
Mom: we’ll too bad loser
Moms friend: *sigh*

Shminget by Papa green December 21, 2023

Shminget

Shminget is a cute adorable child😍
He is sooo cute that you can just pick him up and squeeze his organs out. He has the cutest smile and eyes, you’ll want to kiss him :3

Mom: I love my kid shminget

Moms friend: I wish I had a song named shimget
Mom: we’ll too bad loser
Moms friend: *sigh*

Shminget by Papa green December 21, 2023

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Shminget

Shminget is an awesome artist who draws things.

Man, I wonder when Shminget is going to post again.

Shminget by Shminget January 25, 2025

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Shminged

An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.

"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"

Shminged by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010

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shmidget

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

shmidget by star bar December 8, 2011

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shmingit

A man names Albert (flamingo) s child, who he feeds covid vaccines to, shmingit, is also known as little fella.

Child: "born"

Flamingo: "little fella shmingit"

shmingit by BIGFUCKINGSIMPBITCH September 5, 2023

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Shminge

The act of shitting in a minge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"

Shminge by Steelydanman February 14, 2018

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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