Shminget

Shminget is a cute adorable child😍
He is sooo cute that you can just pick him up and squeeze his organs out. He has the cutest smile and eyes, you’ll want to kiss him :3

Mom: I love my kid shminget

Moms friend: I wish I had a song named shimget
Mom: we’ll too bad loser
Moms friend: *sigh*

by Papa green December 21, 2023

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Shminget

Shminget is a cute adorable child😍
He is sooo cute that you can just pick him up and squeeze his organs out. He has the cutest smile and eyes, you’ll want to kiss him :3

Mom: I love my kid shminget

Moms friend: I wish I had a song named shimget
Mom: we’ll too bad loser
Moms friend: *sigh*

by Papa green December 21, 2023

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Shminget

Shminget is an awesome artist who draws things.

Man, I wonder when Shminget is going to post again.

by Shminget January 25, 2025

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An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.

"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"

by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010

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shmidget

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

by star bar December 8, 2011

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