shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

Shargument 

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.

Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.

Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019

Shmeegull shmarnumb 

A shmeegull shmarnumb is actually, what people who smoke methamphetamines, call a Chong. A Chong is just a shmeegull shmarnumb way of saying bong. So a shmeegull shmarnumb is just a methamphetamines bong.

"Can you some water in the shmeegull shmarnumb so that we can get high.".

Shmeegull shmarnumb by Shardski skanardski November 23, 2019