John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.
Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.
Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.
by RedBonnet May 11, 2020
A really good friend.
You might call your homies your niggas, but a shmigga is a dude who you can always count on to be there for you.
You might call your homies your niggas, but a shmigga is a dude who you can always count on to be there for you.
Ey yo is Jeremy your boyfriend or something, I always see you with him all the time
Nah bro Jeremy is just my shmigga
Nah bro Jeremy is just my shmigga
by RedBonnet November 13, 2019