shmerg

To cum on your partners abdomen, then lay on top of them creating a suction with sex sweat and cum.

After Don came on Amy's belly, he collapsed upon her, locking their bodies in a shmerg.

by Big DKBastard August 24, 2008

Shmerg

A word to describe people who are uncool, annoying, homeless, music majors, kids at coffee shops, and/or pretty much anyone else that isn't you.

Groups of Shmergs can sometimes be referred to as "Shmerg City."

Look at that Shmerg.

We walked into the club, and it was Shmerg City.

by KyzerSoze November 12, 2010

Shmerg

Shmerg. /Noun.

A cat like creature made out of small neon tubes with violent tendencies. Commits vehicular slaughter commonly.

My dad got his car fixed recently. Bad timing though, Shmerg's nearby.

by -Seb_M- April 29, 2023

Shmerg

Furry blast

Postman: Shmerg!

by Am1ne May 28, 2025

Shmerg

A universal derogatory term for any kind of statement, person or political ideology that you strongly disagree with.

"Did you hear what that guy said?"

"Yeah he's a shmerg"

by Slovenian dude January 10, 2025

Shmerg

Shmerg is a very versatile right wing dog whistle that can be used either as a general slur, a compliment to people with similar views and a word that represents everything right wingers stand for and against

Sent this dirty shmerg to the chambers!

by Wolfbanner88 January 07, 2025

Shmerg

It means absolutely nothing. A term created by infamous TikTok user "Postman", originally invented to trick people into thinking it was some sort of dog whistle. Postman and his followers began associating the word with the term "Furry blast", to confuse other people when they asked its meaning. It can be used in any scenario.

The Shmergs banned my account for shmergposting..
No Shmergs allowed in Hyperborea.
Total Shmerg death!
I'm shmerging it!
Only 271k Shmergs...

by tomsknt March 23, 2025