shmerg

To cum on your partners abdomen, then lay on top of them creating a suction with sex sweat and cum.

After Don came on Amy's belly, he collapsed upon her, locking their bodies in a shmerg.

by Big DKBastard August 24, 2008

Shmerg

A word to describe people who are uncool, annoying, homeless, music majors, kids at coffee shops, and/or pretty much anyone else that isn't you.

Groups of Shmergs can sometimes be referred to as "Shmerg City."

Look at that Shmerg.

We walked into the club, and it was Shmerg City.

by KyzerSoze November 12, 2010

Shmerg

Shmerg. /Noun.

A cat like creature made out of small neon tubes with violent tendencies. Commits vehicular slaughter commonly.

My dad got his car fixed recently. Bad timing though, Shmerg's nearby.

by -Seb_M- April 29, 2023

Shmerg

Anything and every, an encapsulation of all alt right phrases and whistles for the dogs

Those Shmergs control the banks, the media everything. Now us shmergs have to band together!

by Shmergman January 03, 2025

shmerg

Right-wing dogwhistle.
Can be used either as a slur or as a name of something positive for the user.

Those f*cking shmergs.

All hail the supreme shmerg.

by somefunnyguy January 03, 2025

Shmerg

Derogatory term used to describe a Jewish Person; The term was originally used by Christians and non-Jewish people during early 20th century Eastern Europe based on the sounding of the Yiddish language; eventually, the term became a general ethnic slur against Jewish people in general.

Today, the term is mostly used by anti-Semites and white supremacists.

Neo-Nazi scum claim that "Shmergs" control both major US political parties and drive US foreign policy.

by Shlomo Bernstein-Zelikovitch January 05, 2025

Shmerg

Furry Blast

You are a shmerg

by cybergroyp March 24, 2025