shmerg

To cum on your partners abdomen, then lay on top of them creating a suction with sex sweat and cum.

After Don came on Amy's belly, he collapsed upon her, locking their bodies in a shmerg.

by Big DKBastard August 24, 2008

Shmerg

A word to describe people who are uncool, annoying, homeless, music majors, kids at coffee shops, and/or pretty much anyone else that isn't you.

Groups of Shmergs can sometimes be referred to as "Shmerg City."

Look at that Shmerg.

We walked into the club, and it was Shmerg City.

by KyzerSoze November 12, 2010

Shmerg

Shmerg. /Noun.

A cat like creature made out of small neon tubes with violent tendencies. Commits vehicular slaughter commonly.

My dad got his car fixed recently. Bad timing though, Shmerg's nearby.

by -Seb_M- April 29, 2023

Shmerg

Shmerg means Furry Blast

Normie: "What does shmerg mean?"

Chud: "furry blast"

by postmanyakubianchud January 12, 2025

shmerg

antisemitic & racist dog whistle created on tiktok to indicate anyone who isn’t a straight white man.

in a world full of ski mask wearing shmergs wear a beanie like 2008 normies.

by cutieyane January 10, 2025

Shmerg

It means absolutely nothing. A term created by infamous TikTok user "Postman", originally invented to trick people into thinking it was some sort of dog whistle. Postman and his followers began associating the word with the term "Furry blast", to confuse other people when they asked its meaning. It can be used in any scenario.

The Shmergs banned my account for shmergposting..
No Shmergs allowed in Hyperborea.
Total Shmerg death!
I'm shmerging it!
Only 271k Shmergs...

by tomsknt March 23, 2025

Shmerg

Furry blast

Postman: Shmerg!

by Am1ne May 28, 2025