shmigma

When one doesnet clean the head of his penis (one with a foreskin) and gets a goey green shit comming out of the head of their nob

Man that guy has some awful shmigma

by devon April 25, 2003

shmigma

A Cheese like fungus that grows on the foreskin of dirty/ uncircumcised wangs

The monkey had to eat the shmigma off of its penis because he thought it was cheese.

by John Shmigma February 23, 2005

Shmigma

The cheese like substance found under the foreskin of an unclean, uncircumcised penis.

While Tom was in the shower, he cleaned the shmigma from his wang.

by OhMyGoo December 17, 2004

Shmigma

Perspiration of the scrotal area, more commonly called ball juice/sweat. Is very salty in taste and goes good with venison.

Hahaha you just got your dad's shmigma all over my face! Silly boy.

by oaf November 30, 2003

Reindeer Shmigma

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

by The Bangkok Project December 26, 2007