shmingle

slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.

Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"

by T & T February 14, 2007

shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 9, 2009

shmingle

a fat whore who has shingles and small, hot boobs.

your mom is a shmingle.

by tinkersexbamginaturkey...sex. October 11, 2006

shmingle

Shingles-struck Averill Park girls. Usually having delightfully small boobs with high kinetic energy.

"That Samantha girl is such a shmingle!"

by Kinkerbell & Klan October 14, 2006

Shmingle

To aggressively shove and scratch your friends with your fingernails

Works better if you do it to the ankles

I just shmingled my mom last night!

by Shmingle March 17, 2021

shmingle

when you mingle but with sheep

sheep: ba
me: mind if i shmingle?
sheep: ba

by walktalklalksmalkfork February 3, 2023

shmingle bop bingle boom

it means anything and everything and especially goes at the end of sentences best!

so whats up how are you doing shmingle bop bingle boom?

wassup girl you from around these parts shmingle bop bingle boom

by Amisbleeverb May 28, 2018