shmecker 

A pecker that has shit on it.

Jim shoved his pecker up Alans ass, now he has a shmecker.

shmecker by skull_krusher October 2, 2016

Paul Smecker 

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!

Paul Smecker by Jon Reed March 29, 2007

Shmacker

A slang term from the Bay Area to describe any kind of Ecstacy pill, but paticularly a strong pill.

Damn breh, im trying to get some Shmackers tonight; are you shmackin?; i need some shmacks!

Shmacker by Yung Meez June 6, 2009

shmeckelkecker 

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

shmeckelkecker by Steviedee February 11, 2004

Shmacker

Slang commonly used for e-cigarette. Lots of kids in middle/high school use this terminology when talking about Juuls, Novos, Suorins, etc.

Let’s go to the juulroom and get some rips off that shmacker!!!

Shmacker by worddrowword January 14, 2019

Shmackeral 

1) Similar to a shlong but larger

2)A larger than usual fish, usually a Mackeral

"Yo, I caught a fucken big-ass shmackeral down the beach yesterday mornin' "
"I gave your mum a taste of MY shmackeral!"

Shmackeral by Jypster October 14, 2009

shmeckel 

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

shmeckel by dick head May 13, 2005