shmecker

A pecker that has shit on it.

Jim shoved his pecker up Alans ass, now he has a shmecker.

by skull_krusher October 2, 2016

Paul Smecker

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!

by Jon Reed March 29, 2007

Shmacker

A slang term from the Bay Area to describe any kind of Ecstacy pill, but paticularly a strong pill.

Damn breh, im trying to get some Shmackers tonight; are you shmackin?; i need some shmacks!

by Yung Meez June 6, 2009

shmeckelkecker

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

by Steviedee February 11, 2004

Shmacker

Slang commonly used for e-cigarette. Lots of kids in middle/high school use this terminology when talking about Juuls, Novos, Suorins, etc.

Let’s go to the juulroom and get some rips off that shmacker!!!

by worddrowword January 14, 2019

Shmackeral

1) Similar to a shlong but larger

2)A larger than usual fish, usually a Mackeral

"Yo, I caught a fucken big-ass shmackeral down the beach yesterday mornin' "
"I gave your mum a taste of MY shmackeral!"

by Jypster October 14, 2009

shmeckel

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

by dick head May 13, 2005