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You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmeckle pop 

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.
Schmeckle pop by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

schmeckledorf 

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!
schmeckledorf by dano magnum September 26, 2006

schmecklehead 

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.
Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.
schmecklehead by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019
To get very drunk.
Bob and Garry got plenty schickerd last night.
schickerd by conchowino January 13, 2009