shmeeker

when someone is doing their own thing, like texting, when their in a group of people.

Steven Hughes

Did you see Steven just standing there in the middle of our group. He's such a shmeeker

by jordan crisologo February 22, 2011

Shmeeker

Someone who acts/thinks they’re cool or tough, but really isn’t.

1: Brooo Calvin is such a Shmeeker
2. word man

by dontmindthis July 13, 2025

shmeeger

This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement

that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.

i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.

the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.

im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.

SHMEH !

by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008

Shmeeherpies

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games

"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."

by willbarrow November 29, 2013

shmeeked

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.

Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.

by Karazem April 6, 2020

Shmeezer

A person who is really good at rolling blunts, joints, etc.

Damn bro, you’re definitely a shmeezer with those rolls.

by K Ball 23 June 11, 2018

Shneeker

Can be used as a replacement words for many things such as sneaker, fucker, you're mom, or weirdo. This is not a diss, more of a complement if I say so myself. It can also be used as a filler word if you don't know what to say.

"Last night you were a real shneeker sneaking out and going rock climbing"

"I think you're the king of shneekers if I'm being honest"

"You better watch yourself before I shneek you"

by King of Shneekers September 13, 2018