shmeckems 

Shmeckems literally means “your person”

Like you’re saying, “He’s my shmeckems..” As in someone better not fuck with that person because they are already yours.

Hey Shmeckems, how are you doing today?

shmeckems by Lindslayy March 6, 2018

Shmuckums

Shmuckums is a family (or damily) of oncelands who are Sweet Chaotic Hot Mind-blowing Unique Cute Kind-hearted Uncorrupted and Magnificent. Its a chaotic yet loving family. They're a bunch of people who found happiness in each other, even if they are miles apart. Even if not physically they are together and connected. A family that will be the light of each other in the darkest days, a family that you can go to for comfort and love. A family that will last forever.

Shmuckums isnt just a normal word, it’s the oxygen you breathe, it’s a reason to breathe, it’s the escape from this cruel world, it’s a masterpiece, it’s the first gift you open on christmas, it’s everything you’ve ever wanted.

Shmuckums is a lifestyle.
Hey nevies what does shmuckums mean? What is shmuckums?
Shmuckums is the air we breathe, it’s everything.
For me, Shmuckums is something that I've never expected to be this real but yeah now they feels like my family.
Shmuckums feel more real than any of the people I know irl.
It’s ok Shmuckums care.
I dreamt about shmuckums. Best dream.
Shmuckums are debuting!!
Shmuckums is shmuckums.
Shmuckums is a bunch of weirdo kiddos.
Lets move to Canada together Shmuckums. Lets all meet one day.
The days I had with you all are the best ones I have ever had, Shmuckums.
Thank you Shmuckums, for making me feel loved.

Shmuckums by Just another one of Shmuckums November 16, 2020

shmeckelkecker 

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

shmeckelkecker by Steviedee February 11, 2004

shmeckel 

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

shmeckel by dick head May 13, 2005

skmetkems 

That awkward moment when Liz throws one at you.

Skmetkems I like to eat fish with my ice cream.

skmetkems by TrukkinJim May 15, 2018

shmookems 

embarassing name to call someone(boyfriend/girlfriend); also can mean little and cute

your such a shmookems!

shmookems by k8 October 31, 2004

Shmackemagob

Exclamation

Used to greet someone or start a sentence

Shmackemagob, idiots! how are you doing?

Shmackemagob by Bryan Webster August 4, 2019