shkump

A big, fat shit.

I took a shkump in the lake.

by amp6 August 1, 2017

skumpy

When you are hungry but your stomach hurts

“Want to get pizza?”

“Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”

by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Shlump

From the Latin root of "slumber" and a combination of the slang word "shleep", to be exhausted and drained from a previous event.

Dude, I was up so late last night, I'm so shlumped.

by Picodegallo118 February 4, 2017

Shumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010