shkumphies Share definition Flag A term for STDs. Can also be used to describe someone who appears to have STDs. "Aw man! The doctor told me I have shkumphies!" "Oooh....that girl shkumphy." shkumphies by ShmegPatPat July 14, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the shkumphies mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch