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Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.
"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave
by Koros December 15, 2009
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The act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time
Forgot to set my alarm so to save time I had to take a shump
by Skaiderade April 05, 2015
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When you see your friend from a few feet away and as you go to shake his hand this awkward moment happens he gives you a fist bump, and you end up putting your hand on his fist.
WTF did you just Shump me

Dam Dat Boy just Shumped me

What a shump he tried to shake my bump
by Srfaloha January 24, 2017
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The smaller version of Shemp . A shorter useless piece of shit of a person. If Shemp had a mini me.
Shemp just let's shump shemp out all day. Team useless.
by DeezBolas July 02, 2018
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To take a dump and then take a shower without leaving the bathroom. Wiping is optional. Variaton: shamp - To take a dump while in the shower.
Last night I took a monster shump.
Tom had to take a shower after football practice, but he couldn't hold in his dump, so he just took a shump.
by Stew G December 16, 2006
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