shump

Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.

"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave

by Koros December 15, 2009

shump

Shoot 'em Up

"DonPachi" is one of my favorite Shumps!

by zer0hue August 3, 2003

shump

in video games, short for the Shoot 'em up genre.

Mushihimesama Futari is considered to be one of the world's hardest shumps.

by Brightstar March 19, 2007

shump

To take a dump and then take a shower without leaving the bathroom. Wiping is optional. Variaton: shamp - To take a dump while in the shower.

Last night I took a monster shump.
Tom had to take a shower after football practice, but he couldn't hold in his dump, so he just took a shump.

by Stew G December 16, 2006

shump

to dump the cum from your ass (see shum) after anal sex.

"shortly after hot anal sex with Brad, Hilary found it necessary to take a shump"

by Damalyssien December 31, 2008

shump

Taking a dump and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom. This is for maximum efficiency and cleanliness, as one leaves the bathroom with a clean ass and maintains that cleanliness until tommorrow's shump.

I felt refreshed and ready to face my day after my morning shump.

by Tommy Rylander November 4, 2003

shump

shit plus a dump

"I just took a huge shump in your toilet."

by BlackFalcon448 December 1, 2011