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Shizmonkeys
Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.
Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!
2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!
3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!
4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!
3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!
4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
Shizmonkeys by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009
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Shronkey
Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?
(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?
(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater
Shronkey by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019
shonkey
adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up
noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
shonkey by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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