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Shizmonkeys
Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.
Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!
2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!
3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!
4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!
3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!
4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
Shizmonkeys by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009
Related Words
shitmonkey
1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."
shitmonkey by King Mob May 20, 2004
Shronkey
Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.
Shronkey by Grondinelli January 20, 2009
Shronkey
Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?
(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?
(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater
Shronkey by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019
shonkey
adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up
noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
shonkey by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005
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