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Shitney
The cafeteria at UW-La Crosse that serves gross food and from which people like to steal rondom things like chairs, silverware, and trays.
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shitney
Originating with the success of Britney Spears and all the ugly bitches who became anti-britney, a shitney is a person who likes to diss people who are better than themselves.
"Did you see that bitch making fun of Jessica Simpson? She's such a Shitney"
"Shut the F up, you Shitney!"
"Shut the F up, you Shitney!"
shitney by Jessica Anne is THE BEST December 3, 2004
Shitney Spears
When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.
Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.
Shitney Spears by Shit Phantom May 19, 2008
Pink shitney
A delicious concoction of pink whitney vodka , mixed with a portion of chocolate milk to make the best beverage on the planet earth
Pink shitney by Robbdawg July 9, 2022
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