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shitmonkey 

a person shitlessly stupid
dave is a fucking shitmonkey
shitmonkey by lockhandel June 20, 2022

Shitmonkey

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey
Shitmonkey by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025

Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey] 

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - [Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

Shizmonkeys 

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

shitmonk 

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.
How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.
shitmonk by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009

spicmonkey 

The word spic combined with monkey to better describe hispanics
All these spicmonkeys tryna steal our jobs! burn them
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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