shitmonkeyz
Noun. Used to describe an FML moment without FML. Also used when Tom Hanks approaches. Was used Michael Jackson was around R.I.P.
shitmonkeyz by Leric April 15, 2010
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Shizmonkeys
Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.
Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!
2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!
3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!
4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!
3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!
4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
Shizmonkeys by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009
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holy shitmonkeys
something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?
Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
holy shitmonkeys by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011
Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]
a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.
b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .
c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .
c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey
a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game
b.) A Mime
c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - [Rex
d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game
b.) A Mime
c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - [Rex
d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey] by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
Shotmonkey
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.
Shotmonkey by The monkey September 1, 2008
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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