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Shizmonkeys 

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

shitmonkey 

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.
1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."
shitmonkey by King Mob May 20, 2004

holy shitmonkeys 

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
holy shitmonkeys by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey] 

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

shitmoney 

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of
*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?
shitmoney by NJC March 29, 2005

Shotmonkey 

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.
I had it like a shotmonkey.
Shotmonkey by The monkey September 1, 2008