shitobat 

a harp like instrument made from 2x4's and wire. small pieces of metal are connected to the 2x4 and rest against the wire to make a great sound when you pluck the wire

that kid is amazing at playing the shitobat

shitobat by Ginger Anonymous January 12, 2006

Shitbaton

Shitbaton

Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.

Can be abbreviated to "sbt"

Person1: Did you see the game chat last night?
Person2: Yeah, that was a shitbaton of spam!

Shitbaton by Light027 September 23, 2012

shitboat 

Anything that moves too slowly and needs to hurry up.

Hurry up you shitboat!

shitboat by Xemidos June 24, 2016

Shitbatical 

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

Shitbatical by WarChef March 8, 2010

shitbattical 

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

shitbate 

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010

shitbat 

A stronger form of dingbat.

I don't trust either of you two shitbats.

shitbat by anonymous January 1, 2004