shitbattical

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

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Shibatical

1) A urban/ghetto mispronunciation of Shibitical

2) Get down and dirty

3) Just a shitty situation

1) "It's gonna get shibatical"

"Don't you mean shibitical?"

2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.

3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."

by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

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shagbattical

Taking time off work to enjoy a bit of the other. An extension of the concept of the duvet day.

Sorry for not coming in today Smithers-Jones, but it seems a crime not to take a shagbattical after going at it like the clappers with Grunhilde all last night. I got my head down early but somehow I'm still tired...

by Chris McMc May 10, 2005

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Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

by WarChef March 8, 2010

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shibbatical

A combination of the words "shit" and "sabbatical." When you have to take a crap and you know it will take a while and you requires some form of entertainment while doing your business. When going "on shibbatical" one might take a laptop, telephone, book, homework assignment, magazine, gameboy, or perhaps a portable television.

"Hey John O, where are you going with your laptop?"
"Dude, I ate a shitload of taco bell earlier, I'm going on shibbatical."

by Mary K February 5, 2006

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