shitbattical
When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.
shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017
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Shibatical
1) "It's gonna get shibatical"
"Don't you mean shibitical?"
2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.
3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."
"Don't you mean shibitical?"
2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.
3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."
Shibatical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009
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shagbattical
Sorry for not coming in today Smithers-Jones, but it seems a crime not to take a shagbattical after going at it like the clappers with Grunhilde all last night. I got my head down early but somehow I'm still tired...
shagbattical by Chris McMc May 10, 2005
Shitbatical
Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?
Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.
Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.
Shitbatical by WarChef March 8, 2010
shibbatical
A combination of the words "shit" and "sabbatical." When you have to take a crap and you know it will take a while and you requires some form of entertainment while doing your business. When going "on shibbatical" one might take a laptop, telephone, book, homework assignment, magazine, gameboy, or perhaps a portable television.
"Hey John O, where are you going with your laptop?"
"Dude, I ate a shitload of taco bell earlier, I'm going on shibbatical."
"Dude, I ate a shitload of taco bell earlier, I'm going on shibbatical."
shibbatical by Mary K February 5, 2006
Shitastical
Something so horrible yet awe inspiring that you both hate it and thought it was the best thing you had ever seen
Shitastical by robbdeman June 26, 2012
shitastical
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