shitboat 

Anything that moves too slowly and needs to hurry up.

Hurry up you shitboat!

shitboat by Xemidos June 24, 2016

Shitbaton

Shitbaton

Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.

Can be abbreviated to "sbt"

Person1: Did you see the game chat last night?
Person2: Yeah, that was a shitbaton of spam!

Shitbaton by Light027 September 23, 2012

shitbooth 

Someone who is so full of unsubtantiated second hand conjecture that they become a social septic tank only capable of regurgitating pointless, irrelevant bullshit as that is all that they are full of.

What the fuck was he talking about? How is that even fucking possible, there is no way you can suck your dick by breaking your lower ribs! Lyle is a motherfucking shitbooth.

shitbooth by Assboxersixtyninethousand January 4, 2008

Shitbatical 

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

Shitbatical by WarChef March 8, 2010

shitbattical 

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

shitbate 

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010

shitcoat 

When someone brings you non-bad news, or makes a statement, but then say it in a rude or a slick way, so then it sounds like an insult.

Guy #1: "Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's momma finally took them shopping."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."

shitcoat by wordofthedayeverydayandallday March 12, 2010