shitboat
Hurry up you shitboat!
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shitbooth
Someone who is so full of unsubtantiated second hand conjecture that they become a social septic tank only capable of regurgitating pointless, irrelevant bullshit as that is all that they are full of.
What the fuck was he talking about? How is that even fucking possible, there is no way you can suck your dick by breaking your lower ribs! Lyle is a motherfucking shitbooth.
shitbooth by Assboxersixtyninethousand January 4, 2008
Shitbatical
Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?
Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.
Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.
Shitbatical by WarChef March 8, 2010
shitbattical
When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.
shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017
shitbate
shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010
shitcoat
When someone brings you non-bad news, or makes a statement, but then say it in a rude or a slick way, so then it sounds like an insult.
Guy #1: "Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's momma finally took them shopping."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."
shitcoat by wordofthedayeverydayandallday March 12, 2010
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pod person
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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