The Ton is an absolute scale from 1-10 where 1 is the objective, absolute lowest quality representation of the item or work under critique and 10 is the objective, absolute highest quality representation of the item or work under critique. Therefore, a 5 represents the objective, absolute average quality representation of the item or work under critique. Only alumni, past and present, of the “Tonmeister” course are qualified under legislation to assess an item or work using the Ton unit of measurement.
by Actually Jesus November 18, 2022
by Lissy November 01, 2004
An abbreviation for town usually used in text messaging or msn by people who are so lazy that they can't even put in an extra letter.
Lazy Guy(via text):"Hey do u wana go 2 ton today"
Grammer obsessed friend(via text):"In future please refrain from using such vulgur abbreviations and yes it would please me to visit town with you today."
Grammer obsessed friend(via text):"In future please refrain from using such vulgur abbreviations and yes it would please me to visit town with you today."
by Random Guy 217 September 12, 2009
Pronounced “Tone”
Describes an individual who resembles a thumb. Additional use could be someone who blasts hood music.
Describes an individual who resembles a thumb. Additional use could be someone who blasts hood music.
by CEO of V4 March 26, 2022
by cheeseflambe May 22, 2011
a friend (usually a tonya) that makes you feel good when you feel like shit, cares about others, and is a "superior" friend
by Tim April 20, 2005
A person who talk too much.
by Won-Ton February 25, 2005