Shitbatical 

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

Shitbatical by WarChef March 8, 2010

Skibbatical 

skib-bat-i-cal, (noun) \ski-'ba-ti-kel\ (sometimes misspelled: skibatical)

An extended break or hiatus from work, school or whoever bothers you, to go rip some turns by means of skis or a snowboard. Derivative of Sabbatical, but without getting paid.

1. Bro! I’m on skibbatical! (another way of saying “I’m unemployed!”)
2. Boss, I'd rather be on skibbatical than do more **** for you! (another way of saying you're soon to be unemployed.)

Skibbatical by C Stanford August 30, 2013

Shibatical 

1) A urban/ghetto mispronunciation of Shibitical

2) Get down and dirty

3) Just a shitty situation

1) "It's gonna get shibatical"

"Don't you mean shibitical?"

2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.

3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."

Shibatical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

Shibitical 

1) Acting crazy

2) Fun as Hell, Awesome

1) Your acting shibitical.

2) Tonight's gonna be shibitical.

Shibitical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

shitbattical 

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

Skibatical 

Misspelling of the word Skibbatical. See Skibbatical in Urban Dictionary.

"Bro, I'm on Skibbatical!" (and not, "Bro, I'm on Skibatical!")

Skibatical by C Stanford August 30, 2013

shabbatical 

To take a break from the practice of Shabbat. ( Shabbat: ritual observance in Judaism )

Yael: I've been taking a break from Shabbat for a couple months.
Tiffany: Oh, you're taking a Shabbatical.
Yael: I am indeed.

shabbatical by StellaRanks February 17, 2015