shitnology

A piece of technology that seems to be good at first glance, but once you have used it you realise that it's shit.

Bob loved the idea of all the features in his new phone, but after a week he realised none of them worked properly and he'd just wasted more money on shitnology.

by Bargearse January 6, 2009

Seinology

The study of the art of "Seinfeld".

When you study seinology you can find out what the true meaning of phrases like "Hipster Dufus".

by D-Dizzle December 12, 2006

signology

The art of communicating with someone by using random hand motions that are generally irrelevant to what you are actually trying to say.

Using signology in math class is a great way to tell your friend three desks behind you that a guy was walking down the street in Mexico.

by the "Sh" in KaSh November 5, 2006

seintology

Seintology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Seintology teaches that people are mean, superficial, greedy and they lack of empathy. The motto of Seintology is created by Julia-Loius Dreyfuss as "no hugging, no learning"

Since I watched the entire Seinfeld series, I feel like a member of seintology

by divadeiwob October 4, 2013

Skidnology

The art of studying things relating to exploiting Roblox.

A skidnologist can also be called a skid.

Person 1: "That v3rmillion kid was a total philosopher of skidnology."
Person 2: "Yeah, a real skidnologist!"

by Coordinate August 17, 2018

Shiantology

Find yourself questioning religion? Not sure which path to take? Scared to death by Tom Cruise?

Then SHIANTOLOGY may be for you.

A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.

Shiantology places an emphasis upon Shia’s immortal spirit, Shiacarnation, an extrascientific method of pshiachotherapy (Shianetics), and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, daily SHIA WALKING POSTS.

I LOVE Shia LaBeouf. I'm gonna join Shiantology.

by jho1744 May 11, 2009

Shitologist

One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.

Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!

by TheShitologist February 28, 2011