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Shitology

The belief that a petrified shitpile found near the Great Pyramids of Giza, was laid by Jesus himself.
Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.
"Shitology officials beleive the shit laid by Jesus Christ holds the power of mother earth"
by myspace.com/bidoof101 May 26, 2008
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tauro-scatology

This term is a synonym for bullshit.
Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."
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Seinology

The study of the art of "Seinfeld".
When you study seinology you can find out what the true meaning of phrases like "Hipster Dufus".
by D-Dizzle December 12, 2006
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Shartology

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.
Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.
by Word master 123456789109876543 November 25, 2021
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bovine scatology

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
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scatology

scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.
hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.
by baugh July 3, 2004
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seintology

Seintology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Seintology teaches that people are mean, superficial, greedy and they lack of empathy. The motto of Seintology is created by Julia-Loius Dreyfuss as "no hugging, no learning"
Since I watched the entire Seinfeld series, I feel like a member of seintology
by divadeiwob October 4, 2013
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