Shonology 

The sexual exploration of the mind, body, and soul, in relation to the philosophical understanding of who we are together universally in the current dimension.

I practice Shonology to help me understand how to relate to someone I'm intrigued or interested in.

Shonology by EFlo October 9, 2016

Schoology 

A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.

God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.

Schoology by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020

schoology 

A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.

Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?

Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.

Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!

Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.

Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.

Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.

schoology by monsterock666 April 20, 2014

Seinology

The study of the art of "Seinfeld".

When you study seinology you can find out what the true meaning of phrases like "Hipster Dufus".

Seinology by D-Dizzle December 12, 2006

signology

The art of communicating with someone by using random hand motions that are generally irrelevant to what you are actually trying to say.

Using signology in math class is a great way to tell your friend three desks behind you that a guy was walking down the street in Mexico.

signology by the "Sh" in KaSh November 5, 2006

Shmonologist 

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

Shmonologist by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010

Schoology 

A VERY stupid website that teachers think the kids like, and crashes most of the time meaning you have homework on the weekend! It also has a very annoying system of how you select courses, so half the time you are stuck not having the correct course on your list

dad: did you finish the homework?
Kid: no that stupid schoology website went down so we have to finish it on the weekend!

Schoology by 1089 March 8, 2021