shittyology 

the study of shit and other shitty things in life

boy oh boy! i just got a degree in shittyology! now i can study what sucks about life!

shittyology by connor keepski February 18, 2014

shittylog 

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

shittylog by Mic August 5, 2004

shitnology

A piece of technology that seems to be good at first glance, but once you have used it you realise that it's shit.

Bob loved the idea of all the features in his new phone, but after a week he realised none of them worked properly and he'd just wasted more money on shitnology.

shitnology by Bargearse January 6, 2009

Shitology 

The belief that a petrified shitpile found near the Great Pyramids of Giza, was laid by Jesus himself.
Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.

"Shitology officials beleive the shit laid by Jesus Christ holds the power of mother earth"

Shitology by myspace.com/bidoof101 May 26, 2008

shiteology 

Shiteology : the art of talking shite especially when stoned or hammered or both. Very similar to the psychological practice of 'free association' whereby one says the first thing that comes into one's mind. SHITEOLOGIST : a practitioner of the art of shiteology.

For example :

Sean : Jayzus Christ, would ya look at the time, it's 5 in the morning. What the fuck have we been talking about...

Mick : I don't know, a load of random crap. Basically, a load of complete shiteology...

shiteology by Mercburner April 10, 2019