Shitologist 

One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.

Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!

Shitologist by TheShitologist February 28, 2011

Shitologist 

One who is practiced in picking through others shit and exam imines it carefully.

Hey stop looking through my shit! What are you a Shitologist?

Shitologist by daddyD October 20, 2005

Shitologist 

A person who's trying to find a mistake in every situation. Sometimes, they can be disturbing.

+Hey man, look at my sunglasses. They're cool, huh?

-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.

+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.

+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.

Shitologist by Gümbürtülü Dost February 29, 2020

Shitologist 

Medical professional who aids patients in the excretion or inhibition of feaces in cases if either extreme constipation or diarrhoea usually through the administration of specifc tablets/antibiotics.

"I had some serious diarrhoea the other day man had to check out with the shitologist."

Shitologist by Dr Antonio Pedila September 1, 2022

Scatologist 

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

Scatologist by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

Bovine Scatologist by canoncocker May 10, 2006

Shycologist 

A certifiable & trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling fucked.

Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.

"Have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist

"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"

Shycologist by The Belteshazzar January 31, 2010