One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
by TheShitologist February 28, 2011
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+Hey man, look at my sunglasses. They're cool, huh?
-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.
+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.
+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.
-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.
+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.
+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.
by Gümbürtülü Dost February 29, 2020
Get the Shitologist mug.Medical professional who aids patients in the excretion or inhibition of feaces in cases if either extreme constipation or diarrhoea usually through the administration of specifc tablets/antibiotics.
by Dr Antonio Pedila September 1, 2022
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Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.
Emily: What?!?
Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
Emily: Ewwww!
Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.
Emily: What?!?
Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
Emily: Ewwww!
Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013
Get the Scatologist mug.A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
by canoncocker May 10, 2006
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Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
"Have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist
"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"
"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"
by The Belteshazzar January 31, 2010
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