Shiteology : the art of talking shite especially when stoned or hammered or both. Very similar to the psychological practice of 'free association' whereby one says the first thing that comes into one's mind. SHITEOLOGIST : a practitioner of the art of shiteology.
For example :
Sean : Jayzus Christ, would ya look at the time, it's 5 in the morning. What the fuck have we been talking about...
Mick : I don't know, a load of random crap. Basically, a load of complete shiteology...
Sean : Jayzus Christ, would ya look at the time, it's 5 in the morning. What the fuck have we been talking about...
Mick : I don't know, a load of random crap. Basically, a load of complete shiteology...
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Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
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A multivitamin, dehydrated grass clippings and a choice of either chocolate, strawberry or 'greenberry' sweetener blended together, put into bags and purchased by P90X-Sheep & overweight housewives for $150 a bag hoping that it's magical.
If you buy Shakeology you are instantly classed a moron.
A multivitamin, dehydrated grass clippings and a choice of either chocolate, strawberry or 'greenberry' sweetener blended together, put into bags and purchased by P90X-Sheep & overweight housewives for $150 a bag hoping that it's magical.
If you buy Shakeology you are instantly classed a moron.
Carl Daikeler (CEO of Beachbody, the company that sells Shakeology): Buy Shakeology today for only $5000 for a 30-day supply. If you don't want to buy it i'll just get my army of Beachbody coaches to talk negatively about you on their poorly SEO'd websites. Now buy all my products you dimwitted assholes or you'll become fat and die by next Christmas.
Anybody with vague knowledge of nutrition: Bro you could just buy a multivitamin for like $3 instead of wasting your money on a liquid form multivitamin pumped full of non-existance berry extracts and dried out lawn trimmings from the four corners of the world.
Anybody with vague knowledge of nutrition: Bro you could just buy a multivitamin for like $3 instead of wasting your money on a liquid form multivitamin pumped full of non-existance berry extracts and dried out lawn trimmings from the four corners of the world.
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"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"
"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"
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Bob loved the idea of all the features in his new phone, but after a week he realised none of them worked properly and he'd just wasted more money on shitnology.
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Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.
Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.
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