A piece of technology that seems to be good at first glance, but once you have used it you realise that it's shit.
Bob loved the idea of all the features in his new phone, but after a week he realised none of them worked properly and he'd just wasted more money on shitnology.
A specialist in the art of understanding the history, behavior, and activities of the wild "Skid" within the technical community.
For many years, skidologist have studied the wild skid in hopes of learning easier methods to skidgineer, skid herd, and skid market them into proper constructs of society.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.