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shitbrick 

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.
He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.
shitbrick by Frustrated Engineer October 5, 2005

shitabrick 

e.g.when you find something out that really suprises you /an expression
I about shitabrick when I got off probation in only 2 years>
shitabrick by jmil September 21, 2003

shitbrick 

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass
Chris, you're such a shitbrick
shitbrick by Matt March 15, 2005

shitbrick 

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.
How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.
shitbrick by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

Shitbrick Mctool 

Name of someone whom irritates, is stupid, angry, miserable, does everything incorrectly.
Omg! You are truly a Shitbrick Mctool!
Shitbrick Mctool by A Guy Scorned December 4, 2010

shitbrick 

the pants of Patrick Coan; a piece of shit that has sat in the sun and is as hard as a penis or brick
Patrick ur pants look like a shitbrick!

or

Dude! Get that shitbrick off my lawn
shitbrick by Ryan, Charles November 26, 2004
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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