shitbrick

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.

He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.

by Frustrated Engineer October 05, 2005

shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

by Matt March 15, 2005

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

shitbrick

the pants of Patrick Coan; a piece of shit that has sat in the sun and is as hard as a penis or brick

Patrick ur pants look like a shitbrick!

or

Dude! Get that shitbrick off my lawn

by Ryan, Charles November 27, 2004

shitbrick

Giant block of pwnage dropped on unskilled Tetris Attack players.

Lining up three stone exclamation blocks and dropping the shitbrick of pwnage on someone.

by Mek March 21, 2005

shitbrick

Nickname for someone as stupid as a rather large & hard piece of shit.

Jesus christ girl, u r so retarded u fuckin shitbrick.

by Jamie&Ashley February 14, 2003

shitbrick

someone stupid. head as hard as a brick. also known as hard headed.

someone doing something idiotic.

by loser September 15, 2003