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Shitubricant 

Also referred to as pooplube and crapstroglide. Used mostly in situations where natural vaginal lubricant is secreted, but does not meet the AMA (American Medical Association) requirements for vaginal penetration. A licensed medical professional makes a small incision between the vaginal wall and the anal wall causing a small leakage of fecal matter. This fecal matter mixed with the non compliant vaginal lubricant and makes a compliant and AMA recommended mixture call Shitubricant.
Her vagina was to dry and did not meet medical requirements for penetration. Now after the procedure her vagina is back and better than ever with shitubricant.

shitbrick 

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.
He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.
shitbrick by Frustrated Engineer October 5, 2005

shitprick 

someone who really smells and acts like a jerk.
rob thats not cool dude you should stop being shich a shitprick and take a shower dammit.
shitprick by juancarlos December 23, 2005
a juicy term to say if something is good or bad or to say yes...
go to hell!= andate a la shtarick!
that was so shtarick!(amazing)
are you going?...shtarick ;)
shtarick by hongo August 4, 2007

shitbrick 

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass
Chris, you're such a shitbrick
shitbrick by Matt March 15, 2005

shitcricket 

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket
what was that noise? a shitcricket.
shitcricket by Unholy79 October 1, 2014