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shitbean

1. An ignorant person
2. (s!!) an exclamation of suprise/excitement etc.
3. Those little bits that cling to your bum
1. The shitbean gave me DECAF instead of Regular
2. Shitbeans!! I won the lottery!
3. Its times like these I wish I had a bidet.
by spasticism August 23, 2003
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Shitbangle

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.
BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”
by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019
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shitmean

Basically, when shit is 'mean' as in fierce.
Girl a) Haha, you know that Pete Laan Google, YouTube & UrbanDictionary Celebrity?

Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha 🤣
by Scriptures April 8, 2017
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fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.
Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.
by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007
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The Last Shitbender

The Last Shitbender is a upcoming movie based on the popular TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is being directed by M. Night Shyamalan (which pretty much guarantees this will be crap) and fails to represent the show in any way possible. Oh yeah, it has white people portraying characters who were drawn to look Asian or Inuit. Yeah, this is certainly going to be a pile of shit.
John: Hey! You hear about the brand new movie coming out based on Avatar: The Last Airbender?! Doesn't it look good?

Bob: Oh yeah, The Last Shitbender by M. Night. I am not fond of viewing shit so I will skip this movie over.
by johnnyt12341 January 15, 2010
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shitbear

1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"

2. "Have you seen Landers?"

"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011
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shitbanger

A really old and/or clapped out car which should be in the scrappy but is still being used
I aint goin in that cab, its a right shitbanger!
by stevie-J August 20, 2007
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