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The clan of Uniformed parking officials - usually traffic wardens who patrol areas like vultures looking for their prey - Joe Public who cant find anywhere to park cos the Gistapo have had double yellows painted everywhere.
by stevie-J August 30, 2007
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Get the shitbanger mug.A 90's Japanese car used for private hire or Hackney that is cherished by Indians and Pakistanis, usually a Toyota Carina-E or old Avensis that has covered 300,000 miles and battered to hell.
They will usually be full of clutter, have vile seat covers, stink of piss and vomit, have a bent MOT and be totally unroadworthy - purchased on Ebay for £100.
They will always turn up late and never ring the doorbell, choosing to blast their horns outside instead.
They will always rip you off, especially if its Saturday night 2.00 am in Manchester City Centre and you are pissed up after a night on the beer. They always chatter away on their CB Radios in Punjabi / Gudjurati / Hindi etc and have Bhangra playing on the tape deck.
They will usually be full of clutter, have vile seat covers, stink of piss and vomit, have a bent MOT and be totally unroadworthy - purchased on Ebay for £100.
They will always turn up late and never ring the doorbell, choosing to blast their horns outside instead.
They will always rip you off, especially if its Saturday night 2.00 am in Manchester City Centre and you are pissed up after a night on the beer. They always chatter away on their CB Radios in Punjabi / Gudjurati / Hindi etc and have Bhangra playing on the tape deck.
Whats that awful noise - its a paki's taxi with a blown exhaust! - £20 quid to the end of the street - I'll get the bus it'll be more comfortable and quieter!
by stevie-J August 30, 2007
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A yobmobile is normally a Saxo, 106, Clio, Nova, Corsa or some other small car with a huge array of add ons, massive bodykits, a stupendously loud stereo (usually played LOUD with the blacked out windows down)
It will normally have a Really LOUD exhaust with a HUGE chromed/flared Tailpipe. It will usually be fitted with blue LED's, Induction Filter and Always will have super shiny Alloys.
It is usually driven at night at excessive speeds round most council estates, town centres, Retail park car parks and can often be seen being pursued by the Police.
Most yobmobiles will not be insured or have any road tax either, as the owner will spend all his money on the car's appearance
A yobmobile is normally a Saxo, 106, Clio, Nova, Corsa or some other small car with a huge array of add ons, massive bodykits, a stupendously loud stereo (usually played LOUD with the blacked out windows down)
It will normally have a Really LOUD exhaust with a HUGE chromed/flared Tailpipe. It will usually be fitted with blue LED's, Induction Filter and Always will have super shiny Alloys.
It is usually driven at night at excessive speeds round most council estates, town centres, Retail park car parks and can often be seen being pursued by the Police.
Most yobmobiles will not be insured or have any road tax either, as the owner will spend all his money on the car's appearance
Look at that yobmobile doing handbrake turns over on Tesco's car park, must be costing a fortune in tyres!
by stevie-J August 20, 2007
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Get the trackies mug.Good Morning "Coonstable"!
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It will usually have been around the clock and will be rusty and clapped out.
Good examples of bangers are old reps cars which have been to Mars and back.
Most Private Hire Taxis are bangers and they are also used to race around dirt tracks for fun.
It will usually have been around the clock and will be rusty and clapped out.
Good examples of bangers are old reps cars which have been to Mars and back.
Most Private Hire Taxis are bangers and they are also used to race around dirt tracks for fun.
by stevie-J March 9, 2008
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