Definitions by Scriptures

Seymon 

An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.

Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?

Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.

Seymon by Scriptures October 20, 2018

Gerardine 

A beautiful fluffy haired mother.

Pete Laan don’t we just have the best fluffy haired mother!

Mel : oh Gerardine how we love you! Xx

Gerardine by Scriptures August 29, 2018

Gauba

The legal name of Geoff Laan.

Pete Laan Gauba where the fucks my chilli sauce?

Gauba by Scriptures August 29, 2018

Nickobrah 

The bro name for Aidan Nicholas

Pete Laan Oi Nickobrah where’s my car keys?

Nickobrah Phftt you ain’t driving fgt

Nickobrah by Scriptures August 29, 2018

Daria Paramoshkina 

A stylish and beautiful girl..

Girl: Hey Pete Laan you follow Daria Paramoshkina on Instagram @daria_paramoshkina ?

Pete: Sure do! She’s stylish and natural.. A beautiful girl

Daria Paramoshkina by Scriptures August 26, 2018

Kerser 

Kerser is Australia’s most viewed rapper..

Yo’ you seen how many views and followers kerser has on Instagram @kerserofficial ??

Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol

Kerser by Scriptures July 21, 2018

Gangland Rap

A Genre of Rap Music most notorious for its references to Crime, Drugs, Guns & other dark aspects of the underworld.

Guy a) yo' playa you heard of Gangland Rap?

Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser

Gangland Rap by Scriptures July 17, 2017