An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.
Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?
Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
by Scriptures October 20, 2018
Get the Seymonmug. Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc
Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣
Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.
Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞
Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x
Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.
Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞
Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x
by Scriptures April 10, 2017
Get the what else do you need in wife?mug. A Genre of Rap Music most notorious for its references to Crime, Drugs, Guns & other dark aspects of the underworld.
Guy a) yo' playa you heard of Gangland Rap?
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
by Scriptures July 17, 2017
Get the Gangland Rapmug. by Scriptures August 29, 2018
Get the Gerardinemug. Yo’ you seen how many views and followers kerser has on Instagram @kerserofficial ??
Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
by Scriptures July 21, 2018
Get the Kersermug. Girl a) Haha, you know that Pete Laan Google, YouTube & UrbanDictionary Celebrity?
Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha 🤣
Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha 🤣
by Scriptures April 08, 2017
Get the shitmeanmug. Where you create & control your life/reality through the images you continually focus on and hold in your mind.
Whether you believe/understand this or not.. The Law of Attraction IS always working, so you may as well start thinking positively from now on to create the life you dream of living!
Whether you believe/understand this or not.. The Law of Attraction IS always working, so you may as well start thinking positively from now on to create the life you dream of living!
Guy a) yo' what's The Law of Attraction all about? I often see Online Celebrity Pete Laan talking about it on YouTube, Facebook & Instagram??
Girl b) It's a popular physics belief used by many wise & successful people.. check out 'The Secret' first 20 minute intro on YouTube! Basically put, it means your Thoughts.. Become.. Reality! Good or bad, so stop focusing & thinking about what you do not want! Start focusing on what you DO want and slowly but surely it will begin to manifest 🌈💕🏘💵
Girl b) It's a popular physics belief used by many wise & successful people.. check out 'The Secret' first 20 minute intro on YouTube! Basically put, it means your Thoughts.. Become.. Reality! Good or bad, so stop focusing & thinking about what you do not want! Start focusing on what you DO want and slowly but surely it will begin to manifest 🌈💕🏘💵
by Scriptures May 01, 2017
Get the the law of attractionmug.