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An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.
Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?
Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
by Scriptures October 20, 2018
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Guy a) yo' playa you heard of Gangland Rap?
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
by Scriptures July 17, 2017
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Guy a) yo' playa you heard of Gangland Rap?
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
by Scriptures July 17, 2017
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Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
by Scriptures July 21, 2018
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Girl: Hey Pete Laan you follow Daria Paramoshkina on Instagram @daria_paramoshkina ?
Pete: Sure do! She’s stylish and natural.. A beautiful girl
Pete: Sure do! She’s stylish and natural.. A beautiful girl
by Scriptures August 26, 2018
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