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Gauba

The legal name of Geoff Laan.
Pete Laan Gauba where the fucks my chilli sauce?
by Scriptures August 29, 2018
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the law of attraction

Where you create & control your life/reality through the images you continually focus on and hold in your mind.

Whether you believe/understand this or not.. The Law of Attraction IS always working, so you may as well start thinking positively from now on to create the life you dream of living!
Guy a) yo' what's The Law of Attraction all about? I often see Online Celebrity Pete Laan talking about it on YouTube, Facebook & Instagram??

Girl b) It's a popular physics belief used by many wise & successful people.. check out 'The Secret' first 20 minute intro on YouTube! Basically put, it means your Thoughts.. Become.. Reality! Good or bad, so stop focusing & thinking about what you do not want! Start focusing on what you DO want and slowly but surely it will begin to manifest ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ต
by Scriptures May 1, 2017
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shitmean

Basically, when shit is 'mean' as in fierce.
Girl a) Haha, you know that Pete Laan Google, YouTube & UrbanDictionary Celebrity?

Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha ๐Ÿคฃ
by Scriptures April 8, 2017
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Kerser

Kerser is Australiaโ€™s most viewed rapper..
Yoโ€™ you seen how many views and followers kerser has on Instagram @kerserofficial ??

Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
by Scriptures July 21, 2018
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Gerardine

Pete Laan donโ€™t we just have the best fluffy haired mother!

Mel : oh Gerardine how we love you! Xx
by Scriptures August 29, 2018
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Gangland Rap

A Genre of Rap Music most notorious for its references to Crime, Drugs, Guns & other dark aspects of the underworld.
Guy a) yo' playa you heard of Gangland Rap?

Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
by Scriptures July 17, 2017
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Ambeh Rose

The unconditionally loved Adelaide City Girl in the life of Celebrity Pete Laan She's funny, sexy, smart and adorable.. a true dazzler on the eye's of anyone ๐Ÿ˜ป
Girl A) omfg! When will Pete Laan EVER stfu about this Adelaide girl Ambeh Rose?

Girl B) rofl! I don't think he EVER will! He adores Her, loves Her, even wrote a guitar love song about her for Facebook and scored over 1000 views on it! She's the Perfect girl for him in his eyes.. they were actually Facebook engaged for four months! Word has it he called the engagement off and went back to Facebook Single just recently because she was taking fordayzzzz to marry him ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ But she know's he still loves her the same anyways! They're so damnnn cute!! Please DO get married guys, Awww!! ๐Ÿ’
by Scriptures April 9, 2017
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