shitbear

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1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.

1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"

2. "Have you seen Landers?"

"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."

shitbear by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011

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Shitbear

It defies definition.

That's all fine and good, but it stands that Shat Man is a shitbear. Shat Man is a shitbear, look at that poetry.

Shitbear by paradox42 December 23, 2009

Related Words

Shitbeard • Shitbear • Shitbearphobia • shitberg • ShitBeast • shitbar • shitbean • shitbarf • Shitbarge • shitbeater

Shitbarn

A prototype tank that appears famously in World of Tanks and War Thunder called the FV4005.

It's turret is shaped like a barn, with very little armor, housing a 183mm Gun that fires HESH, also known as 🅱️ESH.

It is decently fast but finds trouble aiming due to a lack of any elevation or depression of the gun.

It is basically a british KV-2.

That Shitbarn just nuked a fellow Progetto 46!

Shitbarn by Codex-Chaser May 2, 2022

shitberg

large mounded mass of turd that has so amply filled the toilet that a portion of the turd has risen above toilet water level, with the greater part of its bulk under the water, often inducing pride and relief in the deliverer

Hey everyone, come and take a look at my shitberg!

shitberg by Ayj August 1, 2006

shitberg

When a person takes a shit into the toilet in such a way that a piece of the shit sticks out above the water.

We're going to have a contest to see how tall of a shitberg we can coil into the toilet.

shitberg by Pacos Bill May 27, 2006

Shitberg

When you dump such a massive deuce that it piles out to the water. The brown tip of the shitberg only hints at the volume of nastiness lurking in the depths.

J- Oh man, I just crapped out a shitberg that could sink the Titanic.

B- I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go! Blahahaha!

Shitberg by renoryn March 13, 2009

Shitheart

To have a heart of shit. Being a all around bad person or a pussy.

"some shitheart broke into my car last night" "Just hop the fence you shitheart

Shitheart by GreenH March 7, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026