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shitbear

1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"

2. "Have you seen Landers?"

"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011
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Shitbear

It defies definition.
That's all fine and good, but it stands that Shat Man is a shitbear. Shat Man is a shitbear, look at that poetry.
by paradox42 December 23, 2009
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Shitbarn

A prototype tank that appears famously in World of Tanks and War Thunder called the FV4005.

It's turret is shaped like a barn, with very little armor, housing a 183mm Gun that fires HESH, also known as 🅱️ESH.

It is decently fast but finds trouble aiming due to a lack of any elevation or depression of the gun.

It is basically a british KV-2.
That Shitbarn just nuked a fellow Progetto 46!
by Codex-Chaser May 2, 2022
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shitberg

large mounded mass of turd that has so amply filled the toilet that a portion of the turd has risen above toilet water level, with the greater part of its bulk under the water, often inducing pride and relief in the deliverer
Hey everyone, come and take a look at my shitberg!
by Ayj August 1, 2006
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shitberg

When a person takes a shit into the toilet in such a way that a piece of the shit sticks out above the water.
We're going to have a contest to see how tall of a shitberg we can coil into the toilet.
by Pacos Bill May 27, 2006
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Shitberg

When you dump such a massive deuce that it piles out to the water. The brown tip of the shitberg only hints at the volume of nastiness lurking in the depths.
J- Oh man, I just crapped out a shitberg that could sink the Titanic.

B- I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go! Blahahaha!
by renoryn March 13, 2009
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Shitheart

To have a heart of shit. Being a all around bad person or a pussy.
"some shitheart broke into my car last night" "Just hop the fence you shitheart
by GreenH March 7, 2011
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