shitbeater

this happens when a man shits in his hand and then masturbaiting making the shit act as a lubricant.

“i just got to know he is a shitbeater.”

shitbeater by dipshitter January 3, 2026

shitmester 

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

ShitBreaker 

Playing BrickBreaker on one's BlackBerry whilst defecating.

Mate, my new high score on ShitBreaker is 28,160! It took me three sessions to rack up that many points.

ShitBreaker by respecteves May 20, 2011

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

shitester

Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.

Pack it the fuck in, ya shitester!

shitester by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017