shitbeater
this happens when a man shits in his hand and then masturbaiting making the shit act as a lubricant.
shitbeater by dipshitter January 3, 2026
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shitmester
(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.
Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014
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Shiteatery
A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
ShitBreaker
Mate, my new high score on ShitBreaker is 28,160! It took me three sessions to rack up that many points.
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Shitwater Colonic
That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006
Shiteatery
A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
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