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Shitbangle

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.
BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”
by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019
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Shitbaggery

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006
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Shitbadger

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger
by T Q February 20, 2017
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Shiztangle

When the testicles of one male are tied to the testicles of another male.

Also called a ShizTwist.
"Cade had to crash at Hussein's last night because they were Shiztangled"

"Dan and his Dog must be Shiztangled because he never leaves home without it"
by DJ Sures March 31, 2008
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Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.
"What a shitwanger."
by pixiefail. January 2, 2010
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shabangle

V. To shabangle- The process of dunking one's testicles into a can of sprinkles, wrapping them in wrapping paper, and giving it as a present to a close friend (preferably male.)
Happy birthday--- Shabangle!
by B-Murda, T-Mart, and Dolla Mill February 11, 2005
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shitbaggery

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.
Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"
by shitbagger September 1, 2007
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