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Picking the fly shit out of the pepper
"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."
"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.
"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.
Picking the fly shit out of the pepper by BKMantova September 4, 2010
Shit-Head fly
An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.
Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
Shit-Head fly by YAWA October 8, 2020
fly shit
fly shit by abcdefghijlk December 4, 2012
fly shit
This terms refers to a bunch of non-sensical talk or when someone keeps talking a bunch of bullshit. I first heard it when I moved to Philly, but don't know the exact origination.
fly shit by Bailey all day June 13, 2010
fly shit
fly shit by username___897 April 27, 2024
That shit don't fly with me
That shit don't fly with me by s331408203 October 17, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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