BKMantova's definitions

Tijuana Picnic

A Tijuana Picnic is where everybody in the house has diarrhea, but there’s not enough toilets to accommodate everyone all at once; therefore, half the family has to use the backyard.

About an hour after a spicy dinner at a questionable taco truck, we had a Tijuana Picnic when we got home.

by BKMantova September 30, 2018

Picking the fly shit out of the pepper

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.

"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.

by BKMantova September 4, 2010