Heptune's definitions

slindle

(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.

The catheter had made his slindle sore.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

puke berry

(n) The foul-smelling fruit of the ginko tree, which, because it contains butyric acid, smells like rotten butter or puke.

The puke berry comes only from female ginko trees and looks like a small apricot and has a large, round pit.

by Heptune May 18, 2005

crumbles

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune June 15, 2006

chippie

(n) An affectionate term for chipmunk.

A family of chippies made a nest next to a tree in my yard.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

zori

(n) A sandal that consists of a rubber sole held on by a strip of rubber that passes between the big toe and the adjacent toe; also called flipflop. The word is Japanese in origin.

It's okay to wear zoris on the beach, but you shouldn't wear them to school.

by Heptune May 14, 2005