Heptune's definitions

cat lightning

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.

Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.

by heptune February 3, 2006

dingleman

An ice cream man, a man who sells ice cream from a truck. So named because of the bell that is used to summon customers to the truck.

Mom, I hear the dingleman. Can I have some money for a popsicle?

by heptune February 3, 2006

wob

A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.

My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.

by heptune June 15, 2006

jellyroll

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.

by heptune June 15, 2006

stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

by heptune June 15, 2006

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 15, 2006

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune August 31, 2008