70 definitions by Heptune

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(n)An unflattering slang term for a squirrel.
Penn State campus is overrun with fat, fearless tree rats.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
by heptune June 12, 2006
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(n) A person from any part of Newfoundland except St. Johns. People from St. Johns are called townies.
"Ask a townie for a smoke,
He will say his pipe is broke;
Ask a bayman for a chew,
He will bite it off for you."
(verse from traditional song, Muscles in the Corner)
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.
The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.
When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.
Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.
The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.
by Heptune May 13, 2005
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