Heptune's definitions

bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

zori

(n) A sandal that consists of a rubber sole held on by a strip of rubber that passes between the big toe and the adjacent toe; also called flipflop. The word is Japanese in origin.

It's okay to wear zoris on the beach, but you shouldn't wear them to school.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

by heptune June 15, 2006

puke berry

(n) The foul-smelling fruit of the ginko tree, which, because it contains butyric acid, smells like rotten butter or puke.

The puke berry comes only from female ginko trees and looks like a small apricot and has a large, round pit.

by Heptune May 18, 2005

chippie

(n) An affectionate term for chipmunk.

A family of chippies made a nest next to a tree in my yard.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

slindle

(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.

The catheter had made his slindle sore.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

house ape

(n) A small child, especially a bratty or out-of-control child.

She has a home full of snotty-nosed house apes.

by Heptune May 14, 2005