shirlz

word used to describe a beautiful, intelligent, sexy and caring individual. Often associated with enormous booties. Favourite colour being pink, chocolate bar being mars delight and favourite past-time being sheesha related. An angel in disguise.

oh wow her bum is so shirlz!

i wish i could have a shirlz!

by doshdosh September 12, 2007

A shirl

A small minded person stuck in a small town. To have zero Insight or enlightened perspective. To be completely self absorbed to the point of blindly engaging with losers dipshits.

I should go to college..I dont want to end up A shirl.

by JusticeComes4usAll September 19, 2019

...And don't call me shirley

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."

by Sakasaka March 11, 2014

Shirley Temple

1. Known for her golden curls, dimpled smile and bright brown eyes Shirley Temple 1928-2014 (aka Shirley Temple Black) was an American child actress, singer, dancer and US ambassador who appeared in more than 50 motion pictures in her long career as a childstar. She was the number one box office star four years in a row, and is the youngest Oscar winner ever.

2. A type of non alcoholic drink for children typically made with lemon lime soda and grenadine syrup served with a cherry on top.

That kid has real talent, just like Shirley Temple!

by Deter Dan April 11, 2017

Shirlin

She's the epitome of love. She's caring, passionate, and loving. Warning: She will shower you with affection.

When I grow up, I want to be like Shirlin. She's a cool person.

by smf427 May 1, 2018

pulling a shirley

The act of buying something you don't want, but end up purchasing in bulk because it's on sale

"I already have 5 bags of chips in my closet, but I bought 10 more cause there was a 2/$3 sale."
"Dude, that's totally pulling a shirley"

by quota21 May 8, 2014

Shirley Phelps-Roper

1.(n, proper, technically) A member of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. It is the spawn of the church's founder, Fred Phelps. This she-devil is often seen at or near the funerals of Iraq War victims, and LGBTs who died of AIDS, sporting large, colorful signs stating "God Hates Fags" and so on. Like her father, she believes that everything bad that happens to any American citizen or the country is because of the lack of federal persecution of gays and lesbos.

It should be noted that she is forbidden entry into the United Kingdom or any of its territories.

Shirley Phelps-Roper is evil. Anyone who disrespects the dead, regardless of who they had sex with while they were alive, is an asshole and should burn in hell.

by johnnydepplovesickne August 3, 2009