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shimage

An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.
If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.
by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018
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Shimale

Noun) to be of a black descent, background or ethnicity.
Can come in a diverse range of shapes such as a black person or a black dog.

Adjective) describing something of a cute and cuddly nature such as a young toddler or baby. Also, describing a person of an African American/black background.

Verb) The act of being black or engaging in black activities such as eating fried chicken wings or playing excessive amounts of basketball.
Veronica had sex with a shimale yesterday, now she'll never go back.

You only eat fried chicken wings at G's place for 39 cents, that is sooooo shimale.

AWWW, Samantha just had a baby and it's such a shimaaaaleeee.
by Jenny Amy August 7, 2012
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Shimmage

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"
by LaRocque August 4, 2010
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shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.
-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“
by Xrimbi January 22, 2014
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Shitageddon

When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

A shit so bad, you are in pain.

Can also refer to gas.
I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.
by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009
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shmageg

insult that can fit in any situation. call a lazy, stupid, or incompetent person
Get off my mom you shmageg.
by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003
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Shmagectum

A word that encompasses many meanings, but can most simply be stated as "the answer to all of life's problem's". This word can be used as a greeting, salute, adjective, noun, farewell, or just about any other part of speech.
"Shmagectum my friend"
"Oh, Shmagectum to you as well, brother"

"Got any problems in life? Just Shmagect 'em!"
by D.M.W. January 11, 2009
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