Shimmage

To Edit/Photoshop/Airbrush a photo

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"

by LaRocque August 4, 2010

shimage

An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.

by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018

Skimmage

A term referred to the game of pool ( American pool) when any of the ball bounces between the elbows and enters the pocket

Cole potted the black ball using the skimmage technique against Connor

by Messiah of words April 5, 2019

Smimmage

An incomplete image.
A “smidge” of an image.
Example: A photo comprised of only a fraction of an object or subject within frame

Just the other day I thought I got a good picture of my girlfriend, turns out I only got smimmage of her head.

by Bigsouthpaw February 17, 2023

shitmageddon

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.

Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.

by Done it all dave December 25, 2023

shitmageddon

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.

Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god

by Done it all dave January 10, 2024