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by Dudeadude March 18, 2011
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Swimage

Swimage is a full PC lifecycle management solution which ensures PCs continually remain healthy and compliant. Whether PCs are onsite or remote, Swimage monitors, alerts, and remediates any issue automatically and rapidly. PCs are fully functional and secure on first login.

To enhance security, Swimage’s patented encryption handler allows devices to always remain encrypted, even during deployments, migrations, and rebuilds. Swimage integrates with zero trust security stacks and ensures all PCs, regardless of location, remain secure and meet compliance requirements.

To safeguard business continuity, Swimage can simultaneously recover thousands of systems when disaster recovery is needed.

With over 25 years of innovation, Swimage has efficiently managed millions of endpoints across 85 countries, and is the preferred solution for many Fortune 100, mid-market, and government agencies.

Swimage is easily installed in a few hours and can integrate with any existing tools or run stand-alone.
Verb: "My PC had a virus so I swimaged it."
by Davedude42 December 27, 2022
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swamage

ever in a conversation and they say something that directly applies to you..... well now theres a word to say when it happens SWAMAGE (invented by georgie barrett)
Joe: I love Gok Wan and Kurt from glee
Georgie: Swamage

Georgie: I want some biscuits
Joe: Swamage
by joeygawley June 19, 2010
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shimage

An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.
If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.
by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018
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Swimrage

When a particular person becomes very angry over someone or something while swimming.
Josie is swimming in the fast lane of the pool, she has to stop because two old ladies have stopped to chat in the fast lane. This causes Josie to develop Swimrage, she then shouts at them quite loudly outlining the particular dislike she has for them causing them to promptly move out of her way.
by TheDreamMaker November 18, 2011
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skimaged

it is the pikey slang for "under the influence of alcohol"
lets jell its the javversthey've come to skank our pevs and we won't get skimaged

i need some wedgeso i can get pevs then i can get skimaged
by kiwizoe September 4, 2005
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soimage

a very loud kid that is always singing a bad remix of lalala. He is also a laughing god and always sreams when he plays games.
Hi soimage.
by doglettuce October 24, 2019
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