shmageg 

insult that can fit in any situation. call a lazy, stupid, or incompetent person

Get off my mom you shmageg.

shmageg by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

shmagedingaled 

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

shmagedingaled by Xrimbi January 22, 2014

get shmaggled 

To drink in excess and then beyond.

Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.

get shmaggled by Mr. Puddles22 April 4, 2009

Shmagectum 

A word that encompasses many meanings, but can most simply be stated as "the answer to all of life's problem's". This word can be used as a greeting, salute, adjective, noun, farewell, or just about any other part of speech.

"Shmagectum my friend"
"Oh, Shmagectum to you as well, brother"

"Got any problems in life? Just Shmagect 'em!"

Shmagectum by D.M.W. January 11, 2009

shmegegge 

(Yiddish) baloney; hot air; nonsense; annoying person

Oi! Would you listen to Alex talk. What a shmegegge

shmegegge by asekjflh October 13, 2009

saggy shmaggy

When you see a girl with a very, very hot body but her face looks like it is melting off......Kind of like Jasmine from Aladdin.

Damn look at that girl's ass id love to tap that besides i can use a bag to cover that saggy shmaggy.

saggy shmaggy by Ben Marksberry February 9, 2005

schmageggy 

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.

I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.

schmageggy by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006