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shidpant 

Canned coffee, predominantly of the Japanese variety, that usually results in explosive, violent, or sudden bowel movements after ingestion.
Hey, you tried that new coffee in the vending machine?

Yeah, was prime shidpant.
shidpant by drumnut6p September 21, 2021
Words you can keep

The ShidPant Ripper 

A man that has a buzz saw for a penis that cuts people in half with his penis, shits their pants and leaves it for the police to find
Policeman 1: do we have any suspects?
Policeman 2: judging by the shit pair of pants and the body being cut in half it looks like the shidpant ripper

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.
"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."
Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.
Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.
shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpants excited 

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

shidanta 

A person who likes and is obsessed with pritams balls and simps for his only fans and addicted to anime as you can see

brain:
30% anime
40% fortnite
20% pritam
10% other stuff
shidanta likes pritam and calls him sexy
shidanta by anonymous4908 February 25, 2022

Shidanta 

His Brain

Hanime 20%

Pritam Only Fan 40%

Blox fruit 20%

Monkey 20%

Angie 20%
Play Blox Fruit Too Much and he addicted Hanime. He Doesn't want to grind for lionsin098 and Salyerr. He is addicted says Monkey too much and he stays awake all night and day and never goes outside or touch grass or sees the sun or the moon all he sees is a dark room and his screen he is a vampire and he eats dead rats and bats.

He eats octopus all day that's why he is fat he is a chinkboy never works out he is a naughty boy and simps for angie, stephanie and anushka. His brain is the brain of a insect and his PP is smaller than his eyes he is asian. His name is Shidanta cause is gay for pritam he sucks his balls and does a threesome with roman.

He makes fun of ayush when his mind is only is a insect ayush did that nerd ass tik tok everyone saved it he is fat. roman touches peoples ass when his ass fatter my black matthew says shidanta should get roasted ching long chong meyion ching lee young master ze luo yellow monkey. d. on these nuts
Shidanta by Ong SlayerFN March 21, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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